TSA: Put Your Clothes Back On So We Can Grope You

That's what the TSA said to Sam Wolanyk after his stripped down to his boxers in the middle of the airport. Wolanyk had received a pat down on his last trip, and was determined to avoid the invasive procedure if at all possible. He informed the TSA that they were welcome to search his clothes for any anomalies, and he'd get dressed when they were finished. The TSA's response? They ordered him to put his clothes back on so they could administer a "proper pat-down." In other words, we demand you allow us to feel your junk or we're going to arrest you. Yes, they actually arrested him for not wanting to felt up by another man. Here's the video: