There's a great scene in Animal House when Dean Wormer is conspiring to have Delta thrown off campus. Greg Marmalard informs the Dean that Delta is already on probation. "They are?" asks Dean Wormer, and after considering this new information, he proceeds to place Delta on "double-secret probation." Anti-gun advocates are a lot like Dean Wormer. An article published by Campus Progress, a division of the ultra-liberal Center for American Progress,